Love is life
Life is world
World is God
God is nature
Nature is we
We are equal
So live with love each other
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
Interviewer: There are 50
bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the
three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a
swamp filledwith crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
from the aeroplane. You may leave now!
Friday, June 13, 2014
First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
' Are you ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks Aalia Bhat
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the Goal Keeper"
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