Saturday, June 28, 2014

God's graphic design

Love is life
Life is world
World is God
God is nature
Nature is we
We are equal
So live with love each other

Good night Tamil sms

God's plan is
always Best.
Sometimes the process may Painful & Hard,
But don't forget wen God is Silent..HE's doing something Best 4u surprisngly
Gud night

Monday, June 23, 2014

Kanavugal Tamil sms

"Kanavugal Lachiyamaga Maaralam"...
But,
"Lachiyam Kanavaga, Maarakudathu"...!
So,
Fixed ur Target Travel to Success Way.. Have a good evening

Monday, June 16, 2014

Facebook jokes collection

Interviewer: There are 50
bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the
three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a
swamp filledwith crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she
drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
from the aeroplane. You may leave now!

Friday, June 13, 2014

FIFA world cup football facebook comedy


Aalia Bhat gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 –18 year olds.
First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
' Are you ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks Aalia Bhat
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the Goal Keeper"
FIFA SPECIAL BY ALIA BHATT

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