Oh My God , I’m so Smart - Teacher and student jokes

In Class room

The Teacher puts

2x + 5x2/-8= 21x

“ Solve the Problem ”

I get up , and erase the board

“ Problem Solved ”

Oh My God  , I’m so Smart

Tags : Teacher and student school jokes

FIFA world cup football facebook comedy

Aalia Bhat gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 –18 year olds.
First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
' Are you ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks Aalia Bhat
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the Goal Keeper"
FIFA SPECIAL BY ALIA BHATT

Students teacher facebook joke's

Height of ATTITUDE
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Teacher: Why are you talking during
my lesson??
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Student: Why are you teaching
during our
conversation??

Students

Teacher student jokes

Teacher :which is big ant or elephant?

Student : plaese say date of birth of both animals..

Teacher Student Facebook Joke

Teacher:" What will u do after growing up.. ?? . 

Student:" Facebook . . 

Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...?? . . 

Student:" Admin of Facebook pages . . Teacher:" O My God! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...?? . . 

Student:" Facebook Admin Rights . . Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 your Parents. ? . . 

Student:" I create a page for them on Facebook. "I Love Mom n Dad. . . 

Teacher:" Stupid! What do your parents want from U...?

Student:" My Facebook password.. . . Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of your Life ?? . . 

Student:" Facebook but never face a book!