Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Paani Poori

What is a RACE???
A real race is when you are
trying to
finish off the Paani Poori
before the
Paani Poori boy puts the
next one into the plate!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Four sim cards facebook jokes

Wife:How much do you love me
Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.

Wife:No just tell me.

Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.

Wife:wow! dats so romantic.

Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........


Monday, April 7, 2014

Love Heartbeat

Girlfriend was sitting with her Boyfriend
Suddenly, she put her ear to his chest.

Boy asked what are u doing, ?

She said, "Shhh, i'm listening to
your heartbeat,

My favorite sound in the world. ♥♥

Sunday, April 6, 2014

VIVA help

Is D Best Answer For All.Questions
Is D Best Reaction In All Situations
Unfortunately Both Never Help In

Thursday, April 3, 2014

SMART DIRECTOR Facebook college message


In Engineering College, 4 Students
were not prepared for test.
They made a plan..
They went to the DIRECTOR next
morning n said,
"Sir we had gone for a Wedding n
our car's Tyre burst, So we had to
push all the way,
and we couldn't study."
DIRECTOR agreed n gave them 3
days time.

After 3 days, they had to sit in 3
"DIFFERENT" rooms for test.
The paper consisted of just 1

Question was :


1. Front Right,
2. Front Left
3. Back Right,
4. Back Left
And all 4 were out of college after
the test due to different

College boys with Girls facebook jokes

Boy : I have a pen...
you have a phone number.
Think of the possibilities.
Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a face.

Think of Casualties.

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