Mother and Son Conversation

Mother and Son Conversation

Boy: Mom please Give me a water...
Mom: “You come and Drink”
Boy: Please Mom...
Mom: If u repeat, I’ll slap u...
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring the water...

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Facebook funny reactions

FACEBOOK REACTIONS

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After lunch time reaction

MY REACTION AFTER LUNCH

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Love is Like a Bird

Love is a Bird

Love is like a bird,

If u hold tightly

It dies,

If you hold slightly

It flies....

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Society Facebook punch

FACEBOOK SOCIETY PUNCH

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Sardarji Jokes

SARDARJI SMS JOKES

Sardarji 1 : Why the majority of Tamilan's are in black color ?

Sardarji 2 : Because majority of Tamilan's are watching only SUN Tv and Surya Tv ....

Sardarji 1 : !!!!! 

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Shopkeeper Radio funny whats-app Jokes

Man: You cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. 
Man : Radio label shows Made in Japan, but radio says this is 'All India Radio'  !

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Facebook comedy images download free

Tamil Cinema Comedy dialogues free to download for share with your friends on Facebook . Vijayakanth Facebook comedy images.

Students Generation gap common sense joke

Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th std students...

"Kans heard Devaki's 8th son would kill him., So he put Devaki & Vasudev in prison.

 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison.

 2nd Kans killed by sword.

 3rd was born................... 

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

The teacher asked What? 

The boy said "If  Kans knew that the 8th son would  kill him, why did he put Devaki & Vasudev in SAME jail?" 

Teacher fainted ! 

Generation gap ! 

but common sense !

Beggars and Engineers Joke of the week

Two Beggars meet



Two Software Engineers meet


Both asked the same Question to Each other.!


Guess What???




“So, Which Platform are you Working on?”

Under ground don is coming back!

Breaking news....!!!!!!!
Under ground don is coming back!
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Maveli is coming back...! Happy onam!

World's longest toilet in India

This is Only for joke . Not true ..

Question :   Where is the World's longest toilet ?
Answer   :  India

Question  : Which ?

Answer   :  Railway Track is the largest Toilet in India . In India only the toilet was open always in the railway track .

Honey buyer and Seller Comedy dialogue

Honey buyer and Seller Comedy dialogue 

Buyer : Is it pure honey? and How do I know if it is pure honey ?

Seller : Give the dog some honey ..if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer : What if the dog licks it ?

Seller : So it is not a real dog...!!

Aladin's lamp increase all girls brain

A boy found Aladin's lamp,


He asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more..!!


He laughed & said :   Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!

Facebook jokes collection

Interviewer: There are 50
bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the
three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a
swamp filledwith crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she
drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
from the aeroplane. You may leave now!

Four sim cards facebook jokes

Wife:How much do you love me
Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.

Wife:No just tell me.

Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.

Wife:wow! dats so romantic.

Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........

Hahahahahaha

VIVA help

"Silence"
Is D Best Answer For All.Questions
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"Smile"
Is D Best Reaction In All Situations
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Unfortunately Both Never Help In
""VIVA""

SMART DIRECTOR Facebook college message

SMART DIRECTOR

In Engineering College, 4 Students
were not prepared for test.
They made a plan..
They went to the DIRECTOR next
morning n said,
"Sir we had gone for a Wedding n
our car's Tyre burst, So we had to
push all the way,
and we couldn't study."
DIRECTOR agreed n gave them 3
days time.

After 3 days, they had to sit in 3
"DIFFERENT" rooms for test.
The paper consisted of just 1
question.

Question was :

WHICH TYRE BURST.?

1. Front Right,
2. Front Left
3. Back Right,
4. Back Left
And all 4 were out of college after
the test due to different
answers!

Boys and girls tension during exam

DURING EXAM.
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Girls tension... .
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Plz god don't give out of sllaybus
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Boys tension...
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Plz god don't give roll Number at 1st
bench.

BOYS Double Rock

During Breakup

GIRL :  I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you. So give me my photo Back GIRLS Rock .

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BOY : sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said : I forgot ur face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining. :P:D

BOYS Double Rock