Boy:I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on burning coal for you.
Girl:So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? Its' raining now...
GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you. So give me my photo Back GIRLS Rock .
BOY : sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said : I forgot ur face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining. :P:D
BOYS Double Rock
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.... .
Same rules should be applied in Exams too! .
1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. .
2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. .
3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. .
4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion. .
5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. .
Best wishes and best of luck for exams
The Bride kiss her father and place something in his hand.
Everyone in the room watching bride. The father could feel the suspense and the secret and say something.
So he announced: " Ladies and Gentlemens, today is the luckiest day in my life.
My daughter has returned my Credit Card
The whole audience laughter.
Except the Groom
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
A Man sent his wife to the market
while he was busy pressing his mobile phone.
30 minutes later, a policeman came
to him and said; your wife just had
i don't think it's my wife because
she just went
out 30 minutes
The policeman said;
can you please come along
with me, to know if she is your
wife or not.
The man said; Officer i'm busy
doing something online now. Go,
snap her picture and upload it on
then tag me. If it's my wife i will
LIKE but if it's not
my wife i will remove the tag.