Monday, October 27, 2014

Doctor Patient jokes

A Gujarati opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic


" Any treatment in Rs.100 & if we cant treat, will pay back you Rs.200."

A Patient comes to do fraud & get 200.

Patient : Doctor I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor : Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his                       tongue.
Patient : shouts and said " Oh my God its very Bitter "
Doctor : congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The Patient was angry as he lost Rs.100.

After 2 weeks Patient comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 100 too.

Patient : Doctor i have lost my memory.
Doctor : Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his                       tongue.
Patient : Wait doctor, but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor : Congratulations your memory is back.

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