Sunday, January 18, 2015

Oh My God , I’m so Smart - Teacher and student jokes

In Class room

The Teacher puts
2x + 5x2/-8= 21x
“ Solve the Problem ”
I get up , and erase the board
“ Problem Solved ”
Oh My God  , I’m so Smart

Tags : Teacher and student school jokes

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Wife photo on Olx

Best joke of wife photo upload in olx instead of in Facebook

Man : why is your wife shouting with you ?

Husband : instead of I posting her photo on Facebook , I upload her photo on olx.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Mother and Son Conversation

Mother and Son Conversation

Boy: Mom please Give me a water...
Mom: “You come and Drink”
Boy: Please Mom...
Mom: If u repeat, I’ll slap u...
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring the water...

Tags: Sms dialogue, Conversation message, Facebook message, What's app message, Super jokes, Funny jokes, Best jokes, Jokes, Conversation jokes, Dialogue jokes, English jokes, Facebook Jokes, What's app jokes

Monday, January 12, 2015

Sardar and Lady calling bell jokes

A lady calls a Sardar for repairing calling bell. 
Sardar does not turn up for four days. 
Lady calls again 
He replies : I came & pressed the bell , but no one opened the door !

Tags : Sardarji Jokes, Latest jokes, New Jokes, Mobile sms Jokes, Whatsapp Sardarji Calling bell jokes

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Friday, January 9, 2015

You know why women starts with 'W'

You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
Finally Wife..!!!

Maths problem solved by an Indian student

Prove That 2/10 =2
Japanese student  : Wrong Question
American Student : It's strange, How is it possible

But Indian student solved that.


= WO/ EN   ( T with T cancel )
W = 23rd Letter
O = 15th Letter
E = 5th Letter
N = 14th Letter
= ( 23 + 15 ) / ( 5 + 14 )
= 38/19

Solve ...
The great Indian.,,,, Thala da... We are rock in the world...

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Before Marriage After Marriage - Jokes Whatsapp message


Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart

Fun starts now (Read from bottom to top)

Don't follow a Girl - Message

Don't follow a Girl
Tags: Boys punch, Love failure, Tamil super punch, Tamil Facebook punch, Tamil What's app punch, Super jokes, Tamil jokes

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

My reaction in College

My reaction in College Canteen
Tags: Best reactions, College jokes, Sharing jokes, Tamilfbcomments, Photo comments, Facebook photos, What's app photos

Monday, January 5, 2015

After marriage he won’t laugh much

Girl to her mother : The boy is Okay. 
But his teeth look very bad
when he laughs..

Mother : Don’t worry dear !.. 
After marriage he marries u, 
he won’t laugh much !

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Donkey marriage joke

Son : What are those two Donkeys doing ?
Father : they are marrying each other.
Son : Do Donkeys also marry ?
Father : It is Donkeys only who marry !

Friday, January 2, 2015

My mother essay by 5th class student

Paper of 5th Class!
Write an essay about your MOTHER in 200 words.
Given time half an hour.

The Student finished the paper in first minute itself.
He just wrote one sentence.
But he got full marks.
That one sentence was:
"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"

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