Fantastic meanings!
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
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