Boy love Girl love message

Boy:I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on burning coal for you.

Girl:So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?

Boy: Mad or what? Its' raining now...

Boys and girls tension during exam

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Plz god don't give out of sllaybus
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Boys tension...
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Plz god don't give roll Number at 1st
bench.

Students teacher facebook joke's

Height of ATTITUDE
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Teacher: Why are you talking during
my lesson??
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Student: Why are you teaching
during our
conversation??

Students

BOYS Double Rock

During Breakup

GIRL :  I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you. So give me my photo Back GIRLS Rock .

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BOY : sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said : I forgot ur face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining. :P:D

BOYS Double Rock

Vijayakanth facebook comedy

Vijayakanth funny facebook comedy

IPL and T20 rule should be applied in Exams halls

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.... .

Same rules should be applied in Exams too! .

1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. .

2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. .

3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. .

4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion. .

5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. .

Best wishes and best of luck for exams

College lecturers facebook jokes

True Story:
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In bed,its 6:00 am, if u close ur eyes
for 5
minutes,
its direct 7:45
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in lecture its 12:30, u close ur eyes
for 5
minutes,
its still 12:31 !!

Agree??

Father's luckiest day

The Bride kiss her father and place something in his hand.

Everyone in the room watching bride. The father could feel the suspense and the secret and say something.

So he announced: " Ladies and Gentlemens, today is the luckiest day in  my life.

My daughter has  returned my Credit Card
to me!!!"

The whole audience  laughter.

Except the Groom

Boy running after girl say I Love You

Girl: I Love you

Boy: Starts running

Girl: (running after him ) . Why are you running ??

Boy: To update my status on FACEBOOK 

Facebook Fantastic meanings!

Fantastic meanings!

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

Teacher student jokes

Teacher :which is big ant or elephant?

Student : plaese say date of birth of both animals..

Depends on your husband

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.        
                                                                                    By Think Crazy

Differnce between insult & achievmnt?

Difrnce betw insult & achievmnt?? .
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If u cry seeing ur qustion papr itz an insult. .
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If u make ur teachr cry seeing ur answr papr itz an achievmnt..

Teacher Student Facebook Joke

Teacher:" What will u do after growing up.. ?? . 

Student:" Facebook . . 

Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...?? . . 

Student:" Admin of Facebook pages . . Teacher:" O My God! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...?? . . 

Student:" Facebook Admin Rights . . Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 your Parents. ? . . 

Student:" I create a page for them on Facebook. "I Love Mom n Dad. . . 

Teacher:" Stupid! What do your parents want from U...?

Student:" My Facebook password.. . . Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of your Life ?? . . 

Student:" Facebook but never face a book!

Mouse joke

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

If it's my wife i will LIKE - man with police facebook joke

A Man sent his wife to the market
while he was busy pressing his mobile phone.

30 minutes later, a policeman came
to him and said; your wife just had
an accident.

He replied;
i don't think it's my wife because
she just went
out 30 minutes
ago.

The policeman said;
can you please come along
with me, to know if she is your
wife or not.

The man said; Officer i'm busy
doing something online now. Go,
snap her picture and upload it on
Facebook
then tag me. If it's my wife i will
LIKE but if it's not
my wife i will remove the tag.

How do you control your anger ?

Husband : " When I get mad at you , you never fight back . How do you control your anger ? "

Wife : " I clean the Toilet "

Husband : " How does that help ? "

Wife : " I use your Toothbrush "

Husband : Ha!!!!!