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Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Height of the bad luck ... !
Boy : Will you marry me ?
Girl : Do you have a house ?
Boy : No but…
Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?
Boy : No but…
Girl : How much is your salary ?
Boy : No salary but..
Girl : No but.. You have nothing.
How can I marry you?
Just leave me, please!
* GIRL GOES AWAY *
Boy: *talking to himself*
I have one Villa,
3 plots,
3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche,
1 Lamborghini
Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW ?
How can I get the salary when
actually I’m the BOSS ?
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Terrible English by my PT sir in college days
Terrible English by my PT sir in college days
1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times.
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back.
11) Why Haircut not cut..
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together separately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!