Paani Poori

What is a RACE???
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A real race is when you are
trying to
finish off the Paani Poori
before the
Paani Poori boy puts the
next one into the plate!

Four sim cards facebook jokes

Wife:How much do you love me
Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.

Wife:No just tell me.

Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.

Wife:wow! dats so romantic.

Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........

Hahahahahaha

Love Heartbeat

Girlfriend was sitting with her Boyfriend
Suddenly, she put her ear to his chest.

Boy asked what are u doing, ?

She said, "Shhh, i'm listening to
your heartbeat,

My favorite sound in the world. ♥♥

VIVA help

"Silence"
Is D Best Answer For All.Questions
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"Smile"
Is D Best Reaction In All Situations
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Unfortunately Both Never Help In
""VIVA""

SMART DIRECTOR Facebook college message

SMART DIRECTOR

In Engineering College, 4 Students
were not prepared for test.
They made a plan..
They went to the DIRECTOR next
morning n said,
"Sir we had gone for a Wedding n
our car's Tyre burst, So we had to
push all the way,
and we couldn't study."
DIRECTOR agreed n gave them 3
days time.

After 3 days, they had to sit in 3
"DIFFERENT" rooms for test.
The paper consisted of just 1
question.

Question was :

WHICH TYRE BURST.?

1. Front Right,
2. Front Left
3. Back Right,
4. Back Left
And all 4 were out of college after
the test due to different
answers!

College boys with Girls facebook jokes

Boy : I have a pen...
you have a phone number.
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Think of the possibilities.
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Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a face.

Think of Casualties.